Express Yourself

--------Malaprops-----------

Clever wording that would make my 8th grade English teacher cringe:

Twern't   "Twern't me that did it."  (Old man in store)

Observatant  "You have to be very observatant."   

Flustrated  "I was so flustrated by it all."

Goggling  (Snorkeling without the snorkle - only the goggles) (Allie) 


Engorgeous (Enormously Gorgeous) Again...Allie 

Fradentical (Fraternal twins)  

Dimissed  (Combination of Dismissed and Missed) "I was dimissed." 

Conversated  "When we conversated...." 

Samiliar   (Allie's pronunciation of similar, and oddly a great word)